Unique Animal

RALPH FIENNES TOLD THIS AWESOME STORY ON LENO TONIGHT ABOUT MEETING A BLIND MAN FOR HIS PART IN THE NEW MOVIE "THE WHITE COUNTESS". IF YOU HAVE THE GUMPTION, LOOK IT UP!! I HOPE HE'S ON LETTERMAN TOMORROW NIGHT. HE'S QUITE THE INDIVIDUAL. 

Potty Time

I DON'T GET READING ON THE JOHN. PERHAPS IT'S CUZ I PREFER THE COUCH, OR CUZ I DON'T HAVE A WIFE THAT NEEDS IGNORING.  

Apple of your eye

CONGRADULATIONS TO FIONA APPLE ON HER GRAMMY NOM. THAT'S MY GIRL. WIN DAMMIT!!

 

Just a thought

I WONDER IF THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME AB MACHINE. I'VE SAID THAT JOKE LIKE 10 TIMES NOW AND ACTUALLY I STILL THINK IT'S KINDA FRESH. 

DJing

SO I STARTED DJING AGAIN AND MY NIGHT WAS NOT BORING AT ALL.

1/2 bad day

I spent the first part of my day with an annoying person I met when I sold furniture for a living (which is the most unfulfilling job of all time). I have nothing in common with her and have decided to let her know that she sucks and I want zero to do with her. Plus she’s old. I feel better already. For the second part of my day I got a little and ate ice cream. Now I’m better.

K

Limeaid

I was just admiring this pic. I love the lime. It annoys everyone who pees in there. They say that it blinds them. Just as long as you hit water it's cool with me.

K 

X

Merry Chanukah everybody!! Let's try our best not to F things up so bad this year okay.

K 

W

36% still don't. 

65

Today was my Dad’s 65th B-Day and all we did was clean up my back yard and argue about W. I’m pissed!! Our president sucks. The end.

K