dead today

LAST NIGHT ME AND MY WIFE CELEBRATED NEW YEARS AT MY BAR ON LAS OLAS WHICH WAS PACKED AND SMELLED LIKE B.O. I SMELLED TO YAY! I THINK I GOT TO BED BY 7AM WHICH SUCKED CUZ MY FUCKING NIEGHBORS DOGS FOR SOME REASON FEELS THE NEED TO BARK FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT STARTING AT 9AM OR WHENEVER IT'S VERY OLD OWNER HAS TO LEAVE FOR BINGO. I WAS SO PISSED I FINALLY LEFT HER A NOTE. "DEAR NIEGHBOR, YOUR DOG SUCKS AND BARKS FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT EVERYDAY. SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE THERE TOO. ARE YOU WAITING FOR ME TO HAS A STROKE CUZ OF IT SO WE CAN EXCHANGE STORIES?" WHAT A DICK.

ME AND MY WIFE ARE SICK NOW FOR THE 5TH DAY IN A ROW AND I'M TOO LAZY TO GO TO THE DR. CUZ I'M DUMB LIKE THAT SOMETIMES. FUCK IT I'LL GO. AFTER I BEAT MY NEIGHBOR WITH A LOAF OF BREAD.

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