mucus man

I WENT HOME LAST WEEK AND CAME BACK WITH THE PLAGUE. COUGHING ALL NIGHT CAN REALLY MAKE TIME MOVE AT ITS ABSOLUTE SLOWEST. I GOT FED UP WITH FEELING LIKE BRUSED TURD AND WENT TO THE GYM TO PUNISH THE PLEGHEM THAT DECIDED IT VACATION ITSELF INSIDE MY BODY FOR OVER A WEEK. NOW I’M BACK HOME AND I STILL FEEL LIKE ASS. TOUCH ME.

TODAY I THINK I’LL START AL FRANKEN’S NEW BOOK. I MADE MY MA GET IT FOR ME FOR CHRISTMAS CUZ I WANTED HER REPUBLICAN MONEY TO BUY A LIBERAL BOOK. I ROCK.