sick day

I'M SICK AS SHIT AND I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL CUZ EVERY ARTICLE I COME ACROSS IS ALL ABOUT TNA, ALCOHOLE, DRUGS, AND BOO HOO DADDY LEFT ME SHIT. IT'S AMAZING HOW TRAPPED PEOPLE GET WHEN THEY ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN. MOVE ON DAMN YOU!

THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA PUT ME IN A GOOD MOOD NOW IS LISTENING TO MATT GOOD OR READING AL FRANKEN. WHO WILL WIN THE COIN TOSS? BOTH.